Toronto 
Events Description
What would you say if you had only 140 words a day?
Discover Sam Steiner’s play this November.
Presented at The Assembly Theatre in November 2026, Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons is part romcom, part goofy If-This-Then-What story, and part dystopian exploration of class, gender, language, and communication in relationships.
The average person will speak 123,205,750 words in a lifetime. But what if there were a limit? Oliver and Bernadette are about to find out. Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons imagines a world where we’re forced to say less. It’s about what we say and how we say it; about the things we can only hear in the silence; about dead cats, activism, eye contact and lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons.
Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons premiered at Warwick Arts Centre in 2015 and won three Judges’ Awards at the National Student Drama Festival, before appearing at Latitude Festival, the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and Camden People’s Theatre, London.
Who is it for?
All ages
HOW MUCH
Tickets : $25-35
TICKETS*
Arts Worker / Student / Senior General Admission: $25
Adult General Admission: $30
LEMONS Supporter General Admission: $35
(Plus fees)
How to get tickets?
WHEN & WHERE
Date: Friday November 6, 2026 to Sunday November 15, 2026
Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons
Presented at The Assembly Theatre (1479 Queen St W, Toronto, ON M6R 1A1), November 6th-15th 2026
Friday November 6th – 8:00 (Opening Night)
Saturday November 7th – 8:00
Sunday November 8th – 5:00pm & 8:00pm
Tuesday November 10th – 8:00pm
Wednesday November 11th – 8:00pm
Thursday November 12th – 8:00pm
Friday November 13th – 8:00pm
Saturday November 14th – 5:00pm & 8:00pm
Sunday November 15th – 12:00pm
90 minutes
Venue & Address
The Assembly Theatre, 1479 Queen St W, Toronto, ON M6R 1A1
Wheelchair accessible
