Vancouver 
Events Description
The Cultch presents:
Burnout Paradise
Equal parts celebration, chaos, and cardio.
Melbourne’s inventive theatre collective Pony Cam takes the stage in the most unconventional way. Four performers mount four treadmills. As they sprint, sweat, and juggle life’s endless to-do lists, they tackle an escalating series of everyday tasks—cooking pasta, brushing teeth, quoting Shakespeare, even filling out a grant application—all while running in place.
The result is both a hilariously unpredictable night of fun and an unravelling realisation that the chaos of modern life was not designed for us.
Pony Cam takes the daily grind and turns it into a wildly entertaining ride. You’ll laugh, you’ll cheer, and you might even join in.
★★★★★
“It’s sheer bedlam in the most magnificent way” —Time Out
For more information and tickets, thecultch.com/event/burnout-paradise
Who is it for?
All ages
HOW MUCH
Tickets : $35 to $64
Group discounts available. Complimentary tickets available for Indigenous patrons and through Cultch Connects.
How to get tickets?
Phone: 604-251-1363
At the door: Open 1 hour prior to every show
WHEN & WHERE
Date: Thursday November 20, 2025 to Sunday December 7, 2025
EVENING PERFORMANCES, 7:30 PM
Thurs, Nov. 20 — Opening
Fri, Nov. 21
Sat, Nov. 22
Wed, Nov. 26
Thurs, Nov. 27
Fri, Nov. 28
Sat, Nov. 29
Wed, Dec. 3
Thurs, Dec. 4
Fri, Dec. 5
Sat, Dec. 6
MATINEE PERFORMANCES, 2:00 PM
Sat, Nov. 22
Sat, Nov. 29
Sat, Dec. 6
MATINEE PERFORMANCES, 4:00 PM
Sun, Nov. 23
Sun, Nov. 30
Sun, Dec. 7
Approximately 1 hr, no intermission
Venue & Address
Historic Theatre, The Cultch, 1895 Venables St., Vancouver, BC V5L 2H6
Wheelchair accessible
Street Parking
Accessible by Public Transport
